Saturday, 11 October 2025
A different approach (dealing with India)
Friday, 19 September 2025
Saudi-Pakistan defense pact: Modi and Hindutva Indians are stunned
On the face of it, the recently-signed defense pact between Saudi Arabia and Pakistan is nothing new. Pakistan has always had close ties with the Saudis, and in case of an attack by Israel on the kingdom, Pakistan would have immediately provided support, even without the pact. Indians were delighted with the massive Saudi investment in the country, but the situation changed radically after the 4-day war in which India was soundly thrashed, leading even Trump to lean towards Pakistan.
But the turning point came with Israel's bombing of Qatar to kill Hamas leaders. Arab states realized that the US is no longer a reliable ally and if Israel attacks another Gulf state, US support is no longer guaranteed. So they have to turn to the other superpower (China) for support, and for that they need Pakistan.
Rabid Hindutva Indians of course are stunned. They want India to be considered the region's policeman to protect US interests, and now find that they have no role to play. With US sanctions on India preventing it from developing Chabahar port in Iran (which was being used by India to supply weapons to Baloch terrorists), India has been dealt a massive blow. Hindutva supporters in the Indian media are wondering how Pakistan was able to go nuclear, and are even hoping that Israel will destroy Pakistan's nuclear assets.
Sunday, 7 September 2025
As expected, Trump makes a U-turn on India
Like all narcissists, US president Donald Trump frequently backs out when he finds out he was wrong. He slapped a fifty percent tariff on almost all goods India exports to the US, not knowing that India had the option of rushing into the arms of China (with whom it has had a very bitter relationship due to its alliance with Pakistan). In fact, all BRIC countries regarded India as a Trojan horse due to its special relationship with the US. So, when Trump saw that his policy had backfired, he started calling the repulsive Modi his friend, and now it seems that India will soon start sleeping with the US.
This doesn't mean that India will get everything it wants from the US, like for instance the stoppage of military assistance to Pakistan. India's recent misadventure against Pakistan proved that it is not the superpower it pretends to be. The only thing favoring India is that it's a huge market, which is why US companies have already invested heavily in India. But unless India agrees to Trump's demands, like access to its agriculture, Trump will never agree to restore the special relationship it had before with the US.
Wednesday, 27 August 2025
Indians promoting fake news about Trump calling Modi four times!
As the deadline approached for Trump to impose 50 percent duty on Indian goods, Indians desperately tried to tell the world that they are not beggars, and Trump had called Modi four times. Why would the most powerful person in the world try to persuade the leader of a desperately poor country like India to agree to his demands? If it had been China, he'd have called ten times, but India? Indians most probably think that the rest of the world are very stupid and would believe any good fake news about their prime minister. The world knows that seventy percent of Indians are hungry and desperately trying to survive on a dollar a day. In fact, Modi should stop spending so much (90 billion dollars a year) on defense, he can buy fighter jets and other equipment from Pakistan and easily save 70 billion dollars every year to feed hungry Indians (besides providing them with toilets).
Of course, Trump didn't back out, he imposed the highest duty on India, and Indian exporters are spending sleepless nights.
But I know that the well-being of Indians is far from Modi's mind. He just wants his friends Ambani and Adani to earn billions in kickbacks so he will continue to buy Rafales from France and MIGS from Russia.
Tuesday, 26 August 2025
Controversy over Modi's degree
A couple of days back, the Times of India suddenly started accepting my comments, although I still can't reply to any commentator who contacts me on its app. One guy recently asked me whether I'm the same man who used to write on Chowrangi.com, but my reply to him bounced back.
One of the topics bothering many Indians is whether Modi really has a university degree. It's obvious that the man is practically illiterate, if he really has been able to graduate, then there is something seriously wrong with the education system in India. The fact that he got the high court to prevent disclosure of the list of graduates on 1977-78 proves that he lied when he claimed to have a degree. Another thing, pointed out by many Indians, is that if he really had a degree, he should have no hesitation in showing it to the public.
It's really amusing that some Indians can't see that the man is a fraudster. How can someone who arranged the massacre of over 2000 Muslims be educated? Plus, why did he choose to become a simple tea vendor (chai walla) at a railway station if he is educated?
Tuesday, 12 August 2025
Indian Air Force Chief's desperate attempt to save Modi!
I've always believed that most Indians and Pakistanis are so similar that they might be first cousins. The people of our Punjab are remarkably like those who live in Indian Punjab. They are both good technicians, they are good fighters, they look alike, they speak the same language and they have the same customs. They even have the same primitive beliefs about women (but that is true of most Pakistanis as well).
So I wasn't very surprised when the Indian Air Force chief (Air Chief Marshal Amar Preet Singh) suddenly declared that his air force had shot down six Pakistani planes in the four day war in May this year. In fact, I wonder why he didn't make this fantastic statement earlier, why did he do it three months after the conflict? Better late than never, I suppose.
The timing is very significant. It came after Trump repeatedly said that five or six jets had been shot down, as Pakistan has proved. So even Indian analysts are amazed. One of them even says that it's a lie, and it will have a demoralizing effect on Indian air force officers, who know the truth. Obviously, it's a desperate attempt to save Modi from humiliation. But I doubt if it will succeed.
Sunday, 15 June 2025
Mystery of the missing Indian female pilot
During last month's Indian attack on Pakistan, Indian army and airforce claimed that all the pilots returned safely. But they have yet to explain why their female Rafale pilot (Shivangi Singh) has not been seen since after the war ended. Earlier, a video clip had gone viral showing a woman surrendering after parachuting down to a place which was obviously in northern Pakistan. Later, the Governor of Pakistan's KP province had claimed that she was in Pakistan's custody (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSQIm72qHBQ). Later, the Al-Jazeera TV channel also reported the same thing.
But when asked if she was in Pakistan's custody, the Pakistan army spokesman denied it, claiming that someone had spread this news on social media.
On Facebook, worried Indians are asking Modi to clarify whether she's dead or in Pakistan, but they are not getting any response from Modi (the butcher of Gujarat).
I suppose if the Indian leader admits that she's dead or in Pakistan, it will prove that he and his army has been lying about the war. No sane Indian would then believe him when he says that the four day war achieved its objective.
Saturday, 10 May 2025
Proud to be Pakistani: India humbled by our army and air force
The last time I felt happy after a war with India was in 1965, when our armed forces beat the Indians back. After the debacle in 1971, there was always this feeling that we can never defend ourselves against India. But in the present conflict, which began only four days back, India has been shocked to find that it cannot defeat Pakistan. Modi will have a hard time explaining why his army and air force failed so miserably, despite having told Indians that Pakistan is a failed state and does not have the ability to fight back.
Just four days after India attacked Pakistan, it is asking for a cease-fire. Their analysts (who have claimed that Pakistani cities of Karachi and Lahore have been reduced to rubble) are in a state of shock. One of them, a retired military officer, must be passing sleepless nights after claiming that Baloch rebels had captured Quetta and Pakistan is on the verge of destruction. A sane Indian Analyst (Pravin Sawhney) has been banned after he confirmed that at least four Indian jets were shot down by Pakistan. An Indian TV channel (AAJ Tak) has apologized for airing fake news. But I'm sure Modi's goons will go out and claim that India has won this war. They won't be able to fool the opposition in India, where a lot of awkward questions will be asked about the failure of Rafael jets procured at enormous cost. They will also wonder why India with a defence budget nine times larger than Pakistan's (81 billion dollars compared to 9 billion), was not able to win.
Thursday, 6 June 2024
Indian elections may have been rigged in favor of Modi
I've always wondered why it takes so long for elections to be conducted in India. In Pakistan and other countries like the US, results are known within twenty four hours. Due to India's size, it shouldn't take more than three days to hold elections. But fifty days? You can't help thinking that the recent elections were rigged in favor of Mod's party, which should have lost by a much bigger margin.
Now that Modi's party doesn't have an absolute majority, it will have to share power with other parties, who will demand a greater share and that of course will irk Modi (who is a dictator at heart). I expect that his party will not be able to govern as effectively as it did for the past ten years. Maybe Modi will be replaced by someone else, or fresh elections will have to be held within two years.
At least Muslims and other minorities will benefit. Modi was determined to demonize Muslims and Christians, who will now be much better off. Let's hope India reverts to being the secular republic it was under previous governments.
Thursday, 17 October 2019
Modi’s latest salvo
Tuesday, 1 October 2019
Is Discrimination natural
Thursday, 5 September 2019
Sadhvi Pragya and Black Magic
Friday, 23 August 2019
Modi’s nightmare: a Muslim-majority India
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Friday, 16 August 2019
Thank you, Modi
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