Propagation of Urdu

 Published in Morning News on February 6, 1965

Mr. Mubarak Ali Siddiqi, an urdu author, who recently migrated to Pakistan, as per news report dated 20-1-1965, has pointed out that Urdu is being banished from India and it has a dark future over there. I think Mr. Siddiqui should have compared the conditions of Urdu prevailing in India with that in Pakistan before making his statement. I would invite the attention of your readers towards the proceedings of Anjaman-I-Taraqqi-Urdu (Hind) recently held at Jaipur under the Presidentship of a retired Hindu Judge Pandit Anand Narain Mulla Saahib who vehemently took up the case of Urdu with the Indian Government. At the same meeting Mr. Sukhadia, the Chief Minister of Rajasthan, declared in clear words that all important laws of his Government will be published in Urdu also and the replies to representations and other communications received in Urdu will be replied to in the same language.

May I give a brief history of the events held in the recent past in Pakistan. Mr. Akhtar Husain, a former Information Minister of Pakistan, speaking on the death anniversary of baba-i-Urdu, declared that the late Molvi Sahib had chosen the advancement of Urdu as his contribution to the struggle for Muslim renaissance, and that, according to Molvi Sahib, Urdu was a foundation on which the CULTURAL EDIFICE of the nation could be built. Our President has also pointed out that Urdu has fully safeguarded so far as our Constitution was concerned, I would also refer to the expression made by Altaf Gauhar, the present Information Secretary, who, while speaking on the occasion of the twentieth anniversary of  "Afkhar", was of the firm view that "Urdu was responsible for the establishment of Pakistan and, that all efforts should be made to adopt Urdu in every walk of life."

But it is an irony of fate that Radio Pakistan (working under the Information Secretary himself) is still victimising Urdu to the greatest possible extent. Its stations at Hyderabad, Peshawar and Quetta are allotting the lion's share to the respective regional languages and Urdu has been relegated to an insignificant position. Recently, the last two stations have introduced an extra channel, but there too, the overall planning is in the regional language.

I would appeal to the Information Secretary  to very kindly look into this deplorable state of affairs and at least by fulfilling his own commitment referred to above to ensure that Urdu which has been declared as one of the national languages get the rightful place in radio broadcasting. Will those concerned kindly clarify?

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Prediction with no meaning

Published in The News on November 12, 2005

This is with reference to Ms. Qudsia Parvez's letter 'Predictions with no meaning' (November 9) which is in response to my earlier letter under the same title. The fact is that most people in Pakistan believe in pre-destination, which is one reason why the country has not made much progress. The belief that everything that happens is pre-ordained causes men to continue smoking and die untimely deaths. Unfortunately, ZAB's massive nationalisation of education, followed by emphasis on religion rather than science in the Zia's days, has kept our masses virtually uninformed. One can only hope that the mass availability of news and scientific progarmmes on satellite channels will improve matters.

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Offensive Carcass

Published in Morning News on January 3, 1968

Between the localities of Gora Qabrastan and Nursery on the main Drigh Road, is situation a vast depression on either side of the road, which serves the community as a Nullah. 

A few yards away from the road, making a modest contribution to the general stink prevailing in the area, lies the carcass of a horse. It has been there for quite a few days now; and by some mysterious process, has managed to shift itself away from the central region of the Nullah, where it was first spotted, to its present position. I am not quite sure, but if the present state of indifference is maintained by the authorities for a few days, Mr. Ghauri's philosophical horse at Gora Qabrastan might come to hear of it, and decide to choose it for its final resting place. If that happens, it will not be long before the site gets popular with other four legged creatures, and the Nullah becomes a living hell for the residents in the vicinity, and a haven for evolutionists a million years hence.

Not being an evolutionist, but being a resident around the place, and also possessing a tremendous faith in the power of the printed word, I appeal to the proper authorities through your columns to remove the offensive dead animals and earn our deepest gratitude.

SHAKIR LAKHANI,

Karachi.

Penalising taxpayers

 Published in The News on June 27, 2006

As if the taxpayers didn't have enough problems, now the sales tax department personnel have been authorised to barge into any premises and seize records and do as they will. This is only going to make the honest taxpayers suffer bouts of insecurity and uncertainty. They will have sleepless nights if an error is detected in their books (even a minor clerical or accounting mistake), they can be fined heavily and even sent to prison. So what is new? The victims have always been those who have paid taxes regularly because they have records to show that they paid.

The department has the nerve to penalise those who refuse to register with the department, they are harassing those who made the mistake of obeying the law and registering voluntarily. And you can bet that nothing will happen to those worthy gentlemen who indulge in massive looting of the exchequer will always be treated like VVIPs, for they have close connections with those who matter in this so-called Islamic republic.

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi.

Death Penalty

 Published in Dawn on March 17, 1998

This refers to "Kot Lakhpat Hanging" (Dawn, March 7).

Even in advanced country like the UK,, a Muslim was hanged for a crime he did not commit and thirty-six years after his death, he was declared innocent. So we shouldn't be surprised if this kind of thing happens in Pakistan also. Surely now is the time for the state to abolish the death penalty, before more innocent people are executed.

SHAKIR LAKHANI

Karachi.

Burning our lungs

Published in The News on December 8, 2005

As if the damage caused to our respiratory system by ingesting the dust raised during the never ending construction of the underpass wasn't enough, we unfortunate residents of Clifton's Block 5 now have to breathe pure carbon monoxide from the burning of garbage near the two sword roundabout. And it's no use telling the nazim to do something about it. Knowing how much the quality of education in the country has deteriorated, our elected officials will probably be stunned to hear that the smoke emanating from the burning garbage is bad for health.

As for environmental pollution, that's too technical a subject for most Pakistanis to understand. Maybe things would have been different if our educationists hadn't abandoned science in favour of such abstruse subjects as national ideology. Mind you, this is no ordinary locality. The burning garbage lies only a few feet away from the gate of the Convent school that produced the country's only female prime minister.

And there are many consulates in the vicinity, including that of the country that managed an empire over which the sun never set. Not long ago, the garbage was taken away to be dumped somewhere out of the city. But then, this being Pakistan, someone had the brilliant idea of burning it right where it was while claiming huge sums of money for transporting it fifty kilometres away.

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Garbage Burning

Published in the Daily Times December 8, 2005

Sir: As if the damage caused to our respiratory systems by ingesting the dust raised on account of the never ending road and underpass-construction wasn't enough; we, the unfortunate residents of Clifton's Block 5, now have to breathe the carbon monoxide-laden smoke from the burning of garbage near the Two-Swords roundabout. And it's no use asking the nazim to do something about it. Environmental pollution seems to be too technical a subject for most Pakistanis to understand. Mind you, this is no ordinary locality.

The burning garbage lies within feet of the gate of the convent school that produced the country's only female prime minister so far. And there are many candidates in the vicinity. Not long ago, the garbage was taken away from the city to be dumped. But then, someone had the brilliant idea of burning it right where it was and claiming the money spent on transporting it.

SHAKIR LAKHANI

Karachi

Mapping ourselves over

Pulished in Daily Times  

Sir, 

There is talk about a new map showing a truncated Pakistan, which is causing much concern. Whoever made the map has suggested that parts of Iran and Pakistan be united to form a new country. Further, the proposed name of this new country is Balochistan. The northern Pashtun areas of Pakistan should be given to Afghanistan, leaving a truncated and demarked version of what was once though of re-drawing India's boundaries? After all, India is rife with communal and sectarian violence, with many freedom movements in which rebels are demanding independence. In some areas of the northeast, the writ of the state does not exist. 

Obviously, since Pakistan and Iran are Muslim countries, it is acceptable to talk of breaking them up, while a "secular" India, with its huge market remains a sacred cow and no one even dares consider dividing it into smaller units.

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Baby ban

Published in The Friday Times on May 20-26, 2005

Sir, 

Sometimes you can't help wondering why government functionaries haven't been con-signed to mental institutions. I refer to the attempt to involve the ulema in the population planning program. Considering that orthodox maulvis have always opposed birth control, isn't it a bit too ambitious to ask them to do an about-turn now? Will their illiterate audiences take them seriously if they're told to limit the number of children they have to two or three? Despite the difficulties the common man faces in making ends meet, city-dwellers continue to have six children or more. The problem is compounded by the belief, common among the masses and reinforced by the ulema, that the non-Muslim world is keen to reduce the world's Muslim population. It will take years of education for the ulema to realise that resources are finite, and the only way for Muslims to prosper is to practice birth control. 

Shakir Lakhani, 

Karachi.

Letters to the Editor

Published in Time Magazine on March 31, 2003

INSTEAD OF OFFERING BILLIONS OF dollars to Turkey for support, the US would be much wiser to use the money to get Saddam and his cronies to leave Iraq and settle in a safe place. In fact, maybe the U.S. should consider offering Saddam American citizenship; he might even run for public office. I am sure Americans wouldn't mind having another crooked politician deciding what to do with their tax money.

Shakir Lakhani,

Karachi, Pakistan.

Service to Pakistan

Published in Dawn around 1972-73

 Dr. M. Ibrahim has indeed made a commendable suggestion by advising the Intellectuals and Workers of Pakistan Abroad to use the services of the Institute of Engineers for attaining their noble objectives.

I have another suggestion. Since the country has not yet fully recovered from the recent revages (ravages) of the nature, it would be in the fitness of things if unemployed engineers are utilised on a massive scale in the mammoth reconstruction effort.

The advantages accruing to the nation would be tremendous.The graduate engineer, by virtue of his strenuous training, is readily equipped (to) deal with exigencies the likes of which are certain to be faced when reconstruction begins. And since graduate engineers are also thoroughly trained in economics, their service need not be confined to the engineering aspects only. They can be utilized as accountants as well.

This step will reduce to a considerable extent the chronic unemployment situation among fresh graduate engineers.

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Languages

 Published in the Morning News on February 6, 1967

The protagonists of Arabic have advanced a host of reasons in favour of the proposal. One of them has suggested that it will bring the two wings of the country closer to each other. Another argues that as it is the language of the Quran, it will enable us to become better Muslims. A third claims that it will promote friendlier relations with the Arab states. All of them are agreed that it can be done easily and smoothly.

The amazing thing about it all is that in spite of these self-evident facts, there are some who propose the step. These well-meaning souls have underrated the genius of our people. By all means, let us all learn Arabic. 

And while we are at it, I propose that we adopt Chinese as one of our State languages as well. The enormous benefits that will accrue from such a step should be obvious to anyone who reads newspapers. For one thing, our country will make tremendous serides in technology in no time at all. Just think of what happened to all those workers who read Mr. Mao's thoughts. And those students who were so inspired they marched hundreds of miles into Peking!

Of course, a few hardened skeptics will say that Mr. Mao's thoughts have been translated, and will serve the purpose equally well. Nothing could be more fallacious than this misleading argument. Everyone knows that a great deal is lost in translation. All that it caused this writer to do, for instance,  was to sit down at once to compose this letter. And if there are still some incredulous beings who claim  that it would be difficult, if not impossible, to learn such an alien language, we can learn Arabic without any difficulty, why not Chinese?

Indeed, we could go further and learn Russian as well. With our stupendous capacity for mastering foreign language speedily, it should pose no problem. Besides, it would enable us to understand how the Russians managed to become one of the strongest nations in such a short time. 

As a matter of fact, since we have so much time at our disposal, let the masses learn French as well. President de Gaulle will be delighted. And after we have become a truly strong nation, both culturally and technologically, we could turn our attention to a very minor problem -- learning Urdu. 

For it is an awkward philological fact that very few of our citizens speak Urdu as it should be spoken. This is not surprising, since it is the mother tongue of only a small percentage of the population. But our educationists, specially those who advocate the cause of Arabic as a state language cannot be bothered by such trifles. And rightly so. Our masses must first become adept at foreign languages before learning to speak one of the national tongues. 

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

We do not deserve dedicated people

 Published in The News on November 2, 1995

Those who matter in this country cannot tolerate anyone else achieving popularity. We all know how Imran Khan has been made into a non-person, simply because they think he has the potential of becoming a popular public leader. Now, it's the turn of two dedicated individuals in Karachi, the two who have made CPLC an effective organisation, perhaps the only one untainted by corruption. 

These two men of God (Nazim Haji and Jameel Yousuf) have risked their own lives as well as those of their families to bring relief to suffering people. While others of their kind were merrily making their fortunes, these two were in danger of losing whatever they had.

However, I doubt if the decision to remove them will ever be reversed. Someone has decreed that they should go, someone whom they have perhaps offended, someone in Islamabad with friends who have nothing to do and need lucrative jobs. Their only fault is that, while they were serving the people, they did not lick the boots of their masters. 

We do not deserve to have these saints in our midst. This ungrateful nation would have hounded the Quaid-e-Azam out of office, if he had lived any longer. They should go and serve suffering humanity in some other country where their services will be recognized, where people do not pay lip service to Islam but practise it in the real sense

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Origins of Purdah

 Published in Asia week on April 3, 1998

"THE ASIAN LANGUAGE" (Feb 13) says that "purdah was introduced in northern India by Islamic invaders." It may actually have been the other way around. Long before Islam appeared the Hindus of northern India (descended from the conquering Aryans) were already secluding their women to defend them from other invaders.The Dravidians never adopted purdah, not because Islam did not penetrate into the region but because they were a conquered race, and the caste system of the Hindus compelled them to work in fields and to indulge in menial jobs. 

The veil, of course, was part of Arab culture before Islam. However, instead of confining women to their homes, Islam allowed men and women to work side by side, especially during the wars which took place at the time. In fact, the first wife of the Prophet Muhammad was a businesswoman. Moreover, Islam prescribes no punishment for any woman who does not observe purdah. 

Islam is opposed to immodest dress and behavior, the kind that can result in women being exploited. Although thousands of Muslim girls work in offices and factories in Islamic countries, you never hear allegations or even rumors of the kind which are being made about President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. 

Shakir Lakhani,

Clifton, Karachi

K.E.S.C, live-wires

 I was delighted to read that the Managing Director of the K.E.S.C. rushed to supervise repairs to a damaged transformer in the Queens Road area recently. The fact that the transformer was located in a very posh area of the City is neither here or there. I am sure he would have done the same if the breakdown had occurred in a slum like the Lyari. It seems that the power company has at least got a chief who really cares about its customers.

I wish, however, that he would pay an early morning visit to the Industrial and Miscellaneous Zone recently shifted to the Civic Centre where those consumers who have problems like inflated bills have to go for redress of their grievances. He will find a long line of suffering souls with no one to attend to their problems till 9.30 am., for that is when the staff arrives, after which they huddle in a corner discussing such pressing problems like what went wrong with the Challenger, or whether the Soviets will ever leave Afghanistan. It is not until 10 a.m. that they suddenly realise they have a job to do, and that people have come to meet them.

The K.E.S.C. chief could also devote some time to find out why so many customers do not get their bills in certain areas to the meter readers, who have to visit the consumers' premises every month -- or do they? At least this is much better then sending the bills by post, for the post office (like the K.E.S.C.) is not a very efficient organisation.

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Published 1999??

LPG on car fuel

Published in "Morning News" 1975

This refers to the article "New fuel, old cars" (30th April). Much has been said about the advantages of using LPG in automobiles. But is it as good as it sounds? At first sight, yes. But a closer look reveals that the only people who benefit are the importers of conversion kits. Consider the following facts:

The cheapest conversation kit in the market is priced at Rs 6,000, with a running life of 40,000 miles. For an average motorist, who drives 20 miles daily, the kit will require replacement after 6 years.

The interest on Rs 6,000 compounded annually at 9% over a period of 6 years amounts to approximately Rs 3,500. The total effective investment which the motorist makes over the period of  6 years is therefore Rs 9,500.

The petrol bill for the average car will amount to Rs 13,500 assuming that it gives 35 miles to the gallon. With LPG, the fuel cost will be Rs 3,500 over the same period of 6 years. The motorist therefore saves Rs 8,000 in 6 years, after switching over to LPG. But he initially has to invest Rs 9,500. He therefore loses Rs 1,500 (equivalent to Rs 250 per year).

Shakir Lakhani

A-Won Estates Lilly Rd.,

Frere Town, 

Karachi

The Fate of a Girl

Published in "Morning News" 1962??

The fate of Rosy, as described by Saira Begum in her letter under the caption 'The fate of a Girl.' is an everyday occurrence in Pakistan, many talented girls are married off at early ages by their parents and in my opinion these parents are a menace to our country, which is in dire need of doctors, teachers, nurses etc. 

It is very strange that in this enlightened age of ours there are people who are very much against their sons and daughters receiving good education,  for reasons known only to themselves. They are under the mistaken impression that higher education is very harmful, and against religion. 

In the Bantwa Memon community the bridegroom's parents receive a large amount of cash from the bride's parents, which usually runs into tens of thousands of rupees. It is not surprising therefore, that the girls are married off whenever their parents can arrange a marriage in which the amount demanded by the bridegroom's parents is not large.The result is that the girls do not get any education at all.

The only possible remedy for this is that education should be compulsory for all, and when the girls realize that they can earn their own living, their parents will be reluctant to marry them off at an early age, and perhaps the groom's parents will be equally reluctant to demand such huge amounts of money. 

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Sand and water

Published in the Friday Times on September 1
4, 2007

 Sir, 

The golden beach of Hawkesbay is a favourite picnic spot for those who have no alternative but to live in Karachi. I have been visiting the place since I was te years old, and nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching the turtles lay their eggs and crawl towards the sea, or basking in the deliciously cool sea breeze. 

For many years now, a toll tax  has been collected from vehicles on their way to Sandspit or Hawkesbay. I remember a time when these receipts clearly stated the amount, as well as the name of the authority on whose behalf the tax was being charged (the Manora Cantonment Board). Yesterday, however I looked at the words "Sandspeed/Hawkbay/Manora Entertainment fee" printed on my little sheet of paper. The amount (Rs. 20) was nowhere to be found. Not wanting to create a ruckus, I paid without protest and proceeded further. Turning right towards Hawkesbay, I found no evidence of the promised "entertainment," unless you call the sight of malnourished goats and children entertainment.

A few kilometres down the road, there was another tax collector, claiming to collect tax from those wishing to Cape Monze or "French Bich." It's obvious that these unscrupulous people are minting thousands every year without paying anything to the government or the cantonment board. The authorities should investigate this, and arrest those who are involved in the scam. 

Shakir Lakhani

Karachi

Solar energy

 Published in The News on November 11, 2006

In my youth, I used to travel a lot by rail from Karachi to Peshawar. After the construction of Mangla dam, I noticed that there was less water in the Indus than in the fifties. After Tarbela was built, water in the river was further reduced. In fact, in Sindh they say that these two dams have turned the river into a storm water drain. 

The high percentage of sewage in the Indus is likely to kill all marine life, besides exposing those living on its banks to the danger of gastroenteritis. Building the Kalabagh Dam will be the final nail in the coffin. As for power production, it would be more profitable to invest in windmills or solar energy. 

Shakir Lakhani

Karach. 

America leads the way in global warming

Published in The News on April 28, 2006

In the seventies, with oil prices going through the roof, the Americans did a magnificent job of conserving fuel under President Jimmy Carter. Unfortunately, it's not happening now, when the need for conservation is much greater, not only for consumers to save money but also to save the earth from the menace of global warming. The US, being the greatest consumer of fossil fuels and the greatest polluter, will have to lead the way again, if mankind is to be saved. Americans should act now, before it is too late. After all, this is the only planet we have.

Shakir Lakhani,

Karachi