I've always known that most Indian are mentally deficient (like most Pakistanis). Prime Minister Modi firmly believes that the ancient Indians, among other things, were plastic surgeons (they grafted an elephant's head on a man's body). He also says that they were space travelers (having gone to Mars). But the thing I don't understand is the average Indian Hindu's obsession with cow dung and cow urine.

Yesterday an Indian judge said that cow dung protects the human body from nuclear radiation. I wonder how he came to this conclusion. Did he spread cow poop and exploded a nuclear device? While sentencing a Muslim youth to life imprisonment for indulging in cow killing, he made the astounding claim that cow slaughter is the source of all global problems. “Every problem in the world will be solved on the day not a single drop of cow’s blood falls on the ground,” said a copy of his ruling.

That's not all. He further claimed, "“It has been proved by science that even atomic radiation cannot affect houses made out of cow dung. Drinking cow urine can cure many incurable diseases.”

He should be asked how it has been proved by science. I've not read anything about any Hindus who survived the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.