Another Memon died suddenly yesterday. He was Bashir No. 2, the first Bashir having kicked the bucket about four months back. I had met both of them eating like it was their last meal and had told them to be careful. "You're both diabetics," I said, "Go to a cardiologist and get your hearts checked." Bashir no. 1 had laughed loudly. "Of all people, you're saying this, you have never smoked in your life, yet you had to have angioplasty a year ago." He was right, but the reason I survived that first attack was because I was not a smoker and had my weight under control. Bashir No. 2 said, "Brother, don't worry about such things, you live in Karachi, here you can be killed on your way home any day." Fifteen days later, they buried Bashir No. 1 after he suffered that first "silent" heart attack. Yesterday, Bashir No. 2 returned at four in the morning after a night of playing snooker in a smoke-filled room and feasting until he could eat no more. He went into the bathroom and collapsed. Another silent heart attack, another Memon who thought he was immune from heart attacks is gone.

On the run?
This is with reference to your editorial ‘On the run?’ (April 12). In Pakistan, lawmakers have been accused of committing every crime under the sun including murder and yet they are hardly caught, tried or punished. The Hungarian president had to resign because he had committed plagiarism, yet in our country there are people on top positions who either have fake degrees or whose degrees have been issued by non-existent universities.
I suggest that the name of our country should be changed to Corruptistan with immediate effect. That would be nearer to reality.
Shakir Lakhani
Karachi
Published in The News, April 14, 2012

Punishing honesty
This is with reference to the news item ‘ANF officials probing chemical scandal transferred’ (The News, April 10). It seems the honest officers were removed because they were investigating a case in which the prime minister’s son is allegedly involved. It can be safely assumed that earlier the Anti-Narcotics Force director general was also removed for the same reason.
Does the PM think that democracy allows him to transfer or suspend anyone who dares to investigate a case in which he or his cronies are involved? If this is democracy, we are better off without it.
Shakir Lakhani
Karachi
Printed in The News, April 12, 2012

Population explosion
I’m afraid we can do nothing to arrest the exploding population of Pakistan. I frequently tell the religious people I know about how Israel, with only 15 million population, is able to dominate the world, while a billion and a half Muslims lag far behind in almost every field. But most of my friends think that birth control is a sin. Some even say that Pakistan should have at least three times more population than it presently has, as China and India are quite comfortable with their billion-plus populations. And there are others who believe that people who practise birth control are not Muslims.
The situation is hopeless and if the population continues to increase at the present rate, it won’t be long before Pakistanis run out of food and become cannibals. I hope I’m not around when that happens.
Shakir Lakhani
Karachi
Published in The News, April 9, 2012

Fuelling inflation
This is with reference to your editorial ‘Fuelling inflation’ (April 2). In every PPP government prices of almost everything increase exponentially, the rupee declines in value against other currencies, and the rulers always ignore the problems of the common man.
Things will get even worse if the present government continues printing notes. It won’t be long before the ministers start quarrelling among themselves when they find that there is no money in the national kitty.
Shakir Lakhani
Karachi
Published in The News, April 4, 2012







