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IT’S true Zia did make mistakes. Even the woman politician from Sindh the writer mentions made a mistake in selecting her spouse. But to say that the specimens Zia chose for his shura were “the scum of the earth” is a bit harsh and simply not true. The late Abdul Sattar Edhi was one of them, and surely he was one of the greatest men who ever lived.
When the writer says, “The glass was just shattered. Even today we are trying to sweep the shards off the floor,” he forgets that the country was near economic collapse when Zia took over, and we are trying to sweep the shards of Bhutto’s nationalisation policies off the floor even today.
As for Zia having a very low IQ, it was certainly greater than that of Bhutto, who — despite his superior education — selected Zia to be the army chief over six officers ahead of him on the seniority list.
Shakir Lakhani
Karachi
Published in Dawn, August 29th, 2016

http://www.dawn.com/news/1280628/zia-a-counterview


Tax evasion

Sir: According to a news item, only Rs. 4 billion are collected every year from property deals amounting to Rs. 7000 billion. This only proves the scale of tax evasion in the property sector. This amount probably does not include the thousands of property transactions in Karachi's Bahria Town, which reportedly has yet to be registered with the government for tax to be recovered. The tax authorities should investigate.

SHAKIR LAKHANI
Printed in Daily Times, August 25, 2016

http://dailytimes.com.pk/e-paper/2016-08-25/lahore/6167

Mr Nawaz Sharif, you should not be the foreign minister of Pakistan
 , August 25, 2016

He does not have the type of personality that a foreign minister should have. PHOTO: REUTERS

Since a foreign minister represents his or her country at all international conferences, he or she has to be highly educated. 

Sometimes a very experienced diplomat is appointed as foreign minister, at other times a popular politician is selected. Pakistan, being a nuclear armed state with plenty of problems of its own, is in urgent need of a foreign minister. But at present, it is Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif (NS) who is doubling as the foreign minister of the country.

We have had some very good foreign ministers, one of them being Sahibzada Yaqub Khan, the longest serving foreign minister of the country. Besides being a retired general, he knew several languages, and was once our ambassador to the United States. There have been others, very able lawyers like Zulfikar Ali Bhutto and Syed Sharifuddin Pirzada. For some strange reason, General Yahya Khan apparently thought he would make a very good foreign minister (while being president at the same time). We know what happened during his reign: the country was dismembered.

As far as I know, NS is not suited to be our foreign minister. He is fluent only in one language, he has to read from pieces of paper when he talks in English (which he does very slowly), and he does not have the type of personality that a foreign minister should have, like Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and of course Sahibzada Yaqub. But it’s our bad luck that he is the one who decides such things, so we’ll have to exercise the utmost patience and bear with him, like the unlucky chaps in the foreign office.

I can imagine NS presiding over a meeting in the foreign office to discuss how to react to Afghanistan’s latest tirade against Pakistan.
NS: We should send our navy and occupy Kabul.
Official: Sir, Kabul is not a seaport, our navy can’t get there.
NS: I know there is a lot of water near Kabul, maybe it’s a river port.
Official: Sir, the river is too shallow and narrow for our navy to get there.
NS: So send the navy to any other town in Afghanistan.
Official: It’s a landlocked country; you can’t send a warship there.
NS: We could drop an atom bomb over Kabul?
Official: The nuclear cloud would be transported to Peshawar and Islamabad within minutes – thousands of Pakistanis would die as well.
NS: What’s the use of having nuclear weapons if we can’t use them?

Official: We have them to deter India from invading our sacred land.
NS: India? How can the Indians ever think of invading Pakistan?
Official: They’ve done that in 1965 and 1971.
NS: I was too young at the time, no wonder I don’t remember it. So why don’t we drop an atom bomb on Botswana?
Official: We don’t have any disputes with that country; in fact only India and Afghanistan are bothering us nowadays.
NS: But we have to use our nuclear weapons to show everyone that we are a nuclear state!
Official: Everyone knows that, sir, we don’t need to carry out any more explosions to prove it.
NS: So what do we do with Afghanistan?
Official: You, being the foreign minister, could go there and tell them that what they’re doing is not cricket.

NS: Cricket? I didn’t know they played cricket in Afghanistan.

Official: They do, some of those Afghan refugees learned how to play cricket and formed a team when they went back and they play it pretty well.
NS: I don’t want to go to Afghanistan. I don’t like their nihari paaya. Send Sartaj Aziz.
Official: He’s not the foreign minister – they don’t take him seriously. Why don’t you appoint someone else as foreign minister?
NS: What? How dare you suggest such a thing? I’m the only one who can be both prime minister and foreign minister of Pakistan!
Official: Yes sir, you are right. There are 200 million people in the country, and only you can be the foreign minister of Pakistan. I’ll write this in my memoirs. I’ll tell this to everyone I know, I’ll even tell my grandchildren – east or west, NS is the best!

Shakir Lakhani

Engineer, teacher, industrialist, associated with petroleum/chemical industries for many years. Loves writing, and (in the opinion of most of those who know him), mentally unbalanced. He tweets @shakirlakhani (twitter.com/shakirlakhani)
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