‘Halal’
corruption!
DECEMBER
9, 2019
After a
very long time, we heard some good news. Petrol prices were decreased by 25
paisas per litre. My petrol consumption being about a hundred litres every
month, I’ll be able to save the princely amount of 25 rupees in December, with
which I’ll be able to buy one tomato and gift it to my wife on her birthday
(assuming that tomato prices don’t shoot up from Rs 200 to Rs 300 per kg again).
It’s surprising that even after about 16 months of
misgovernance, one does occasionally come across people, who still think highly
of the Great Khan. I was subjected to a lot of abuse the other night when two
men reacted violently when I questioned why no action was being taken by the
government against Malik Riaz, the man who had to surrender the equivalent of
40 billion rupees to the UK’s National Crime Agency.
If instead of Riaz, it had been anyone opposed to Mr
Clean’s government, he would have been immediately locked up in a small cell
and charged with money laundering.
Remember
when the Great Khan told the Chief Justice in public about there being double
standards, the rich being treated leniently while the poor being punished? He
insinuated this had happened when Nawaz Sharif was allowed to leave the country
for medical treatment.
Well, it’s no different from what the Dear Leader is
himself doing. As far as accountability is concerned, as the Chief Justice
said, “It is one-sided.”
Everyone knows only those belonging to the
opposition parties have been charged by NAB, while those who are in the
government remain untouched.
I suggest that a new term, “halal corruption,” be used for corruption by those who are in the PTI or
those who joined the PTI and its government even though Imran Khan used to call
them highly corrupt (for some of them, he used the word “dacoits”). They will
remain free, without any action being taken against them, as long as this
“clean” government is in power. So you can bet that even though some PTI big
shots have properties situated near the one seized by the UK’s National Crime
Agency, it will be considered “halal corruption.” Again, the foreign funding
case against the PTI as well as the corruption in the construction of the
Peshawar Metro (BRT) is “halal,” which is why the PTI has approached the courts
to prevent NAB and the FBI from investigating the matter. I don’t think this
ever happened in the State of Madina.
Talking about the great property
tycoon, Riaz, who claimed 40 billion rupees were surrendered to the UK’s
National Crime Agency to repatriate back to Pakistan as a part of the penalty
of Rs 460 billion, imposed on him by the apex court, the Dear Leader’s minions
are strangely silent on the issue. Since the man surrendered 190 million pounds
to a crime agency, you can be sure he did so because he couldn’t prove that the
money was legally earned. But no, he assumes we are morons and will not ask him
to explain how all that money was transferred from Pakistan to the UK.
As for the 40 billion received by
the government and initially deposited with the Supreme Court, shouldn’t the
government use a part of this money to compensate those who were forcibly
evicted from their lands for the construction of Bahria Town? What about those
who were killed while resisting the illegal occupation of their ancestral
villages, so that Riaz could make his billions? Surely they, too, deserve
justice? Oh, I forgot, as the Great Khan himself said, there is one kind of
justice for the rich, another kind for the poor.
Finally, since the great Riaz appears to be the most
powerful man in the country, why not print his picture on our currency notes?
The writer is an
engineer, a former visiting lecturer at NED Engineering College
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