How to win elections in India

So Narendra Modi will be the chief minister of Gujrat again (for the third time running). To those who believe that Indians are secular, this will come as a great shock. But to people like me, who know that most Indians are communal by nature, owing to the caste system, this was expected.
In fact, if you want to win elections in India, you have to prove that you are rabidly anti-Muslim. And if you have done such things as pulling down the Babri Masjid, or arranged the killing of three thousand Muslims, so much the better. No amount of education has changed the Hindu fundamentalists.
Why don’t the Americans arrange for Modi’s trial in the International Court of Justice at the Hague? Is it because India is a big market for their products and they don’t want to lose it?
So, while the Muslims of Gujrat continue to live in appalling conditions in their ghettoes, India will project itself as a champion of peace, and the rest of the world, including the Arabs, will continue to admire them. Not a single Arab state, nor Iran, will ever support the Muslims of India or Kashmir, despite knowing that Indian Muslims are in danger of extinction. The reason, of course, is that our leaders are more interested in siphoning away the nation’s wealth to Swiss banks than doing anything to save India’s Muslim minority. And you can bet that we shall always have such leaders, because we deserve them.

Shakir Lakhani
www.chowrangi.com

2 comments
  1. Anonymous January 08, 2008 1:22 am  

    “On 10th of December, we received intelligence that the US 7th fleet was entering Bay of Bengal through the Malacca Straits.” Vice Admiral SH Sarma, PVSM (Retd) in his book “My Years at Sea.”

    In September 1971, then youngest Rear Admiral of Indian navy SH Sarma was sent to Vishakhapatnam to form Eastern naval Command of Indian Navy. A heterogeneous composition of ships including INS Vikrant was assigned to his Eastern fleet. Arriving at Vishakhapatnam, where he had no office, little did he know that he was going to face USS Enterprise task force in few months down the line?

    The submarine INS Khanderi, captained by Commander RJ Millan was on patrol under the direct orders from Commander – In – Chief, sitting in Vishakhapatnam.

    Anything is possible in the war. Frontier India revisits his mind as written in his book “My Years at Sea,” during the fate full days.

    Will USS Enterprise attack?

    Vice Admiral SH Sarma writes “ I was convinced that the US Government would not lightly enter into hostilities with India, from which their ally would gain little.

    What was the defence?

    Vice Admiral SH Sarma writes “ I had not personally talked to our pilots, but some thoughts like sending in all our strike aircraft at one go, with USS Enterprise as their prime target were playing in my mind…..not all would have to go, may be the few that did might do a repeat of the kamikaze attacke…… No Ship was unsinkable; I was full of confidence that if I asked for volunteers from our pilots, it would have been difficult to keep anyone back… ”

  2. Anonymous December 05, 2008 7:07 pm  

    i dont agree that muslims in india are in the danger of extinction.

    in fact their population has increased from 12% in 1951 to 13.5% in 2001 which u better know is due to the fact that mullahs want muslims to breed like rats to take over the world.