Published in The Magazine, Dawn
on September 6, 1998

1. Travel by PIA.
2. Go to a wedding dinner at the time specified on the card.
3. Watch the nine o' clock PTV news.
4. Stand in a queue to pay your utility bills.
5. Ask a maulvi whether you should grow a beard.
6. Try to get a refund from the tax office.
7. Drive through Saddar anytime between noon and sunset.
8. Tell your wife she's spending too much on clothes.
9. Try to convince a traffic cop being the last driver to get through doesn't mean you've gone through a red light.
10. Tell your wife you have to out of town on your wedding anniversary.


1 comments
  1. Anonymous June 06, 2008 4:05 pm  

    I think, this young (old man) is a huge nymphomaniac, probably from late fifties
    :-D